Saturday, November 25, 2006

how to make a woman happy...(fwd)

an somebody said my list was too long...


How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend

2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries * arrangements she makes


How to make a man happy
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If there's a man like that out there whose's willing to please me with the list that you have posted...i wouldn't mind marrying him if he's shorter...

JC

Anonymous said...

Gee...I wonder if God took all that into consideration when He was creating Adam? :P

Anonymous said...

my dear, i think the list is a little too long lah......... if a man were to fulfil all these, i think he will have doubt whether he is still called a man.....

Anonymous said...

as a guy, in my humble opinion, coming from a strictly neutral position... ehhmm.... was just thinking that... could it be that there appears to be a bit of double standards with the two lists?
coz from the lists, i get the impression that guys are ( gasp) shallow minded creatures.how can???

Anonymous said...

Guys are not shallow minded...they are just less complicated...*wink*

Anonymous said...

That's so untrue. Men are sensitive too. We want to be pampered as well. Hm... No harm showing up naked most of the time but da, no harm throwing in some tender loving care, being understanding etc. it will spice things up too. So, just think. It works both ways, how you want him to treat you is exactly how he wants to be treated too.