wat dede really mean to say

dede's really quite adorable. she tries. very hard. to be polite! so, this is a guide to what she really means when she says...

1) that's all. tq! (to the waiters) --> shoo!!! go away!! go get my orders fast!!!!!

2) no..., it was ok.... (iro trip to PD) --> it sucked. but it turned out better than i expected. but it sucked. plus we did not get drunk.

3) why is the orange juice green (to the waiters) --> ew.... i don't want that drink. can change ar?