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my masseur must have caused a dissection of my renal arteries and my carotid arteries... why is it so difficult to find a well trained masseur who will relieve tense muscles and stiff joints and not talk while they are at it? one who will not attempt to dislocate joints and leave me feeling like i have been beaten up? one who will use just the right amount of strength and pressure to achieve pleasure and not torture? right....not willing to pay cut throat prices may be a possible reason. is this a business opportunity?